I had a friend of mine and Fernando’s call us up and ask us if we wanted to climb Mount Whitney (14,000 feet) in the Sierra Nevada….we had never climbed anything than a flight of stairs so of course our answer was SURE!!
We had quite a few months notice so there was plenty of time to train….and by train I mean, Fernando constantly telling me I needed to prepare while he went to the gym, went to the park and climbed hills….became a fitness guru while I packed my nifty new knapsack full of text books and walked to and from work on a street with no hills….this was before my actual fitness days……
The time finally came and Fernando had great concerns about me….and so did the others we were meeting up with…it was pretty clear to everyone BUT me that I had no idea what I was in for.
The morning of the climb I awoke to some pretty bad cramping, only to discover that “my lady friend” had decided to join me on this trip…NOT a lady friend whom I would share a beer with…oh no…good old Flow….venomous witch that she was! YAY! I was so thrilled….<insert sarcasm here!>….needless to say I was not about to back out of anything after Fernando had voiced his concerns for many month’s prior to this about if I could do it or not….Being the stubborn Taurus that I am, I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED! (I should really have warrior armour and a sword to declare this…for dramatic effect)
Then came the moment when I realized that we had to carry…ummm….all of our “waste”…including human waste up and back down the mountain. Okay, so let’s be clear….if a bear takes a dump in the forrest…does HE have to clean up his little snicker doodle? Nope! BUT people do! Oh yes! and Mr. Forest Ranger will even supply you with this nice little black plastic bag to do so….the WAG BAG!
How did the “wag bag” get its name? Is that just a nicer way of saying doggy poop bag? Okay, it was a little nicer than a doggy poop bag…maybe that’s why it got such a fancy name…I don;t know why I thought there would be porta-potties along the way….sometimes I am so naive….
I won’t go into the “details” of this adventure with the wag bag…but what I can tell you, is you come off the mountain with a WHOLE NEW appreciation for indoor plumbing and the “flush” factor….especially when Flow joins you for a trip up!! How did cave women do it? Seriously? Well, I know how NOW!!
The good news is that I ended up jack rabbiting up that mountain and arrived before any of the others I was travelling with, with no acclimatization issues…(Fernando was not so lucky and spent the entire trip with a massive headache…it was probably just Karma kicking him for being on back about not training!That’ll teach ya!) I mean really, who knew a Prairie girl could climb a mountain?!!!
Fernando and I cemented our relationship on that trip…I mean anytime you can share a tent with your lover for 3 days, no make up, no shower, eating rehydrated space food, (drinking box wine….oh yes! I carried that wine up!! Best drink ever!!), pooping in a bag and carrying it with you and NOT be repulsed by the person you are with….Yep! LOVE IS IN THE AIR! It doesn’t smell as “sweet” as I thought it would…..happy to drop that wag bag on our way down, grab a beer and a burger before heading to Las Vegas for a shower!
Would I do it again? YEP! Sure would!
Here is the pic from arriving safely back at the bottom of the mountain….You can tell he must REALLY love me for what’s on the inside in this pic!